me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.
It looks like live-action spitting image. Horrifying.
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If you’re such a “revolutionary,” why won’t you describe to me all of your political activities in explicit detail and share the names of all your known associates 🤔
how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret
Op is a deer
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